A husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor…
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him…
He prays that they would not have a fight.. to his surprise, he finds a note near the table that reads:
“Honey, your breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I love you.”
He asks his son about what happened last night, his son told:
When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said…
“Hey lady! Leave me alone… I’m married!”
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him…
He prays that they would not have a fight.. to his surprise, he finds a note near the table that reads:
“Honey, your breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I love you.”
He asks his son about what happened last night, his son told:
When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said…
“Hey lady! Leave me alone… I’m married!”